[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Yo mama / Redneck Wizard Jokes

[Iggy McSnurd]

> 
> From bohcoo:
> You might be a redneck wizard if all of your robes are plaid.
> 
> (Do I seem just a little TOO familiar with this redneck theme?)
> 
> Grins,Bohcoo
> 

Iggy here:

Mind if I add the world "flannel" in there?  (After all, if they're
plaid, you could also be a fanatical Scot.  Just look at some of the
things we've seen McGonagall wear.)

And for the redneck thing...  I'm half Italian and half Southern... I'm
also a big fan of both Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall.  Trust me, you
don't seem too familiar with it to me.

Iggy McSnurd

(Who's grandmother CAN properly execute the sleeper hold...

Who has as many cars in his yard that don't run as do...

Who has spent a morning running around to herd in cows that escaped into
the trailer park/apartment complex where he lives...

Who has accidentally shot HIMSELF in the arm with a bow and arrow...

Who has been known, on occasion, to clean his ears with his car keys...

Who HAS used his underwear as a bathing suit...

And who has actually had to yell out "somebody go jiggle the handle!")