Yo mama / Redneck Wizard Jokes

[bohcoo]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Iggy McSnurd" 
<CoyotesChild at c...> wrote:

> Iggy here:
> Mind if I add the world "flannel" in there?  (After all, if they're
> plaid, you could also be a fanatical Scot.  Just look at some of the
> things we've seen McGonagall wear.)


Bohcoo:  
Absolutely! Good idea. And, also funnier!


Iggy: 
> And for the redneck thing...  I'm half Italian and half Southern... 
I'm also a big fan of both Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall.  Trust 
me, you don't seem too familiar with it to me.>

Bohcoo:
I think we're all a little redneck when it comes to some things, 
y'know? Ditto on Foxworthy and Engvall. 

 
Iggy: 
> Who has accidentally shot HIMSELF in the arm with a bow and arrow...

Bohcoo:
Not going to let you go with that one. Details, details, we must have 
details. Bet you won a local prize for that, didn't ya?


Iggy: 
> Who has been known, on occasion, to clean his ears with his car 
keys...

Bohcoo:
Ew.

Iggy: 
> Who HAS used his underwear as a bathing suit...

Bohcoo:
And, you call yourself half Italian and half redneck? Birthday suits 
are the proper attire, aren't they?

Iggy: 
> And who has actually had to yell out "somebody go jiggle the 
handle!"

Bohcoo:
Outhouses have handles?

With a wink and a grin and a blow on her trusty paint gun,
(And for those of you who weren't in the Sunday chat -- get your 
minds outta the gutter!!! Actually, you too, Iggy....) (HA)
Bohcoo