You might be a Muggle if...

[Tracy Hunt]

While telling my hubby about the great "you might be a redneck 
wizard" jokes circulating - he said it might be fun to come up with 
some other jokes you'd expect to hear the wizards telling one another 
around the water cooler (so to speak).

So without further ado - I give you "You might be a muggle if..."

...you think Slytherin is the sound of a snake crawling through the 
leaves.

...you think "Alohomora!" is a Hawaiian greeting.

...you think a snitch is someone who tattles.

...you hear the word "Azkaban" and you reply "Bless you."

...you think "Kwikspell" is a new Microsoft product.

...you think "Polyjuice" is a nutritional suppliment for your parrot.


Can you think of any others to add to the list?


Tcy
(who had to pause to wipe the tears from her eyes after reading CMC's 
additions to the redneck wizard list)