You might be a Muggle if...

[bluesqueak]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Tracy Hunt" <mphunt at s...> 
wrote:
"You might be a muggle if..."
> 
> ...you think Slytherin is the sound of a snake crawling through 
> the leaves.
> 
> ...you think "Alohomora!" is a Hawaiian greeting.
> 
> ...you think a snitch is someone who tattles.
> 
> ...you hear the word "Azkaban" and you reply "Bless you."
> 
> ...you think "Kwikspell" is a new Microsoft product.
> 
> ...you think "Polyjuice" is a nutritional suppliment for your 
parrot.
> 

.... you hear someone shouting 'Accio' and hand them a tissue

.... you think a game of cricket that lasts five days is a long time 
for a sports match.

... you think 'Animagi' is the latest cartoon craze from Japan.


and you might be a publisher if ...

... you think 'Philosopher' is too complicated a word to put on a 
book cover. ;-)

Pip