Some Tom Swifties

junediamanti june.diamanti at blueyonder.co.uk
Thu Jan 15 08:57:29 UTC 2004


--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Iggy McSnurd" 
<CoyotesChild at c...> wrote:
> Iggy here:
> 
> I just read over the Tom Swifties, and came up with... ("I just hope
> they pass muster," Iggy thought privately...)
> 
> Iggy McSnurd
> 
> 
> 
> "I have a feeling something's going to go wrong here," Hermione said
> instinctively.
> 
> "They took Norbert away!" cried Hagrid, sadly.
> 
> "That Bellatrix is just one ice-cold bitch." Said Harry, coldly.
> 
> "I just can't get that *#&$ jinx right!" Neville cursed.
> 
> "I just love to sing the Weird Sisters' new song," Lavender sighed
> melodically.
> 
> "This chicken is just the best!" Ron crowed.
> 
> "Man, these boils make riding a broom painful," thought Fred 
privately.

Love 'em.  This one has been on my mind for sometime:

Sirius looked at Harry.  "I've been following you for days," he said 
doggedly.

June





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