Some Tom Swifties

[Iggy McSnurd]

Iggy here:

I just read over the Tom Swifties, and came up with... ("I just hope
they pass muster," Iggy thought privately...)

Iggy McSnurd



"I have a feeling something's going to go wrong here," Hermione said
instinctively.

"They took Norbert away!" cried Hagrid, sadly.

"That Bellatrix is just one ice-cold bitch." Said Harry, coldly.

"I just can't get that *#&$ jinx right!" Neville cursed.

"I just love to sing the Weird Sisters' new song," Lavender sighed
melodically.

"This chicken is just the best!" Ron crowed.

"Man, these boils make riding a broom painful," thought Fred privately.