You might be a Harry Potter fanatic if...

[davewitley]

...you refer to your boss as Vernon;

...you call your customers (or suppliers) muggles;

...you refer to your country's leader as 'that Fudge' (or Voldemort);

...when someone mentions a news item you say 'but that's just what 
Rita Skeeter says';

...you say 'Swish and flick' every time you use the remote;

...you offer your children's guests the cupboard under the stairs to 
stay in;

...when driving, you reckon that if you just accelerate through that 
gap, weave between the telegraph pole and the Give Way sign, and do 
a 90 degree turn into the gap in the hedge you can grab the Snitch 
before the berk in a Merc.

David