FILK (sorta) RE: [HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Incorrect Harry Potter Game? (LONG)

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Iggy here:

*sigh* Now that I have that stuck in my head, I went out and found an
on-line copy of the screenplay for "the Graduate" by Buck Henry and
rewrote the famous scene as a warped extension to the answer I gave
above...

Forgive me...  *chuckle*


Iggy McSnurd



The seduction scene from "the Graduate" by Buck Henry
(Twisted, warped, and revised by Iggy McSnurd.)


<snip to the worst part>

                        MRS. UMBRIDGE
            I want to say something first.

                        HARRY
            Jesus Christ!

                        MRS. UMBRIDGE
            Harry - I want you to know
            I'm available to you.  If you
            won't sleep with me this time -

                        HARRY
            Oh my God.

                        MRS. UMBRIDGE
            If you won't sleep with me this
            time, Harry, I want you to
            know you can call me up any
            time you want and we'll make
            some kind of arrangement.

                        HARRY
            Let me out!

                        MRS. UMBRIDGE
            Do you understand what I said?

                        HARRY
            Yes.  Yes.  Let me out!

                        MRS. UMBRIDGE
            Because I find you very attractive
            and any time -

<more snipping> 


Now Dennis:

Ow!  My brain.  I can't believe I read the whole thing.  What *was* I
thinking?

The only way it could be worse: if it were McGonagall and Filch and you'd
tossed in a bit about the beady eyes of Mrs. Norris glowing in the corner,
watching...

Ewww!

Dennis