Now, my wishlist RE: [HPFGU-OTChatter] FF question

[Dina Lerret]

Lee said:

> Okay, on the subject of Fanfic, and please feel free to write to me off
> list...
> I'm looking for stories of any length which fall into these criteria:
>
> 1. No strong language or gratuitous expletives;

I'm looking for HP fic that would make Colin Farrell sound like a choir
boy in comparison.


> 2. No gratuitous, unnecessary or graphic sex or innuendo thereof;

As gratuitous as in/humanly possible.


> 3. No same-sex SHIPs;

Bring on the slash!


> 4. In short, nice, true-to-characters, PG,
> I-Can-Share-Them-With-My-Husband
> stories or poems or whatever.

Preferably stories that can't be shared with any relatives.

{tries smiling then...} $%^%^^$&%^#%^!!!!one23!!!

God has smite me for all my evil with pain for the past two days and now I
can't feel part of my jaw.  Sucks... and not in a good way.

Might as well blame the explicit fanfic for drooling rather than actual
health conditions. {wink}

Dina