Top 15 things to do at Wal-Mart...

[chnc1024 at AOL.COM]

15 things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking  their sweet time:
 
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in  peoples carts when they 
aren't looking.
 
2.  Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go  off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the  floor leading to the restrooms.
 
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an  official tone, 'Code 3' 
inhousewares......and see what  happens.
 
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's  on lay away.

6.  Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to  a  carpeted area.
 
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell  other shoppers you'll 
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding  department.
 
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry  and ask 'Why can't 
you people just leave me alone?'
9.   Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick  your 
nose. 
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask  the clerk if he knows 
where the  anti-depressants are. 
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly  humming the  theme from 
"Mission Impossible." 
12. In the auto department, practice your  "Madonna  look" using different 
size funnels. 
 
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse  through, say "PICK ME!" 
"PICK ME!"
 
14. When an announcement comes over the loud  speaker, assume the fetal 
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices  again!!!!"
 

 
And last but not least 
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door  and wait a while and then yell 
loudly "There is no toilet paper in  here!"
 





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