*Top 15 things to do at Wal-Mart...

[gwharrison53]

HI!

Sounds like a good idea to me !

GAil



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> 15 things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking  their 
sweet time:
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> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in  peoples carts 
when they 
> aren't looking.
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> 2.  Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go  off at 5-minute 
intervals.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the  floor leading to the 
restrooms.
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> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an  official 
tone, 'Code 3' 
> inhousewares......and see what  happens.
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> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's  on lay away.
> 
> 6.  Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to  a  carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell  other 
shoppers you'll 
> invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding  department.
>  
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry  and 
ask 'Why can't 
> you people just leave me alone?'
> 9.   Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and 
pick  your 
> nose. 
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask  the clerk 
if he knows 
> where the  anti-depressants are. 
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly  humming the  
theme from 
> "Mission Impossible." 
> 12. In the auto department, practice your  "Madonna  look" using 
different 
> size funnels. 
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> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse  through, 
say "PICK ME!" 
> "PICK ME!"
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> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud  speaker, assume the 
fetal 
> position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices  again!!!!"
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> And last but not least 
> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door  and wait a while and 
then yell 
> loudly "There is no toilet paper in  here!"
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