[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Will the Madness ever end?

[Dina Lerret]

On 5/27/05, Saitaina <saitaina at frontiernet.net> wrote:

> You can kill someone with a spork
> though.  Won't tell you HOW, but it has
> been turned into a weapon.

Wouldn't surprise me.  Hehe, I'm reminded of the episode of Oz where a
rubber ducky aided in the murder of a guy.  So much for Mr. Weasley's
"what is the function of a rubber duck".

Back to sporks, when you're really hard up for a knife to cut a
'cheap' meal, they do work.


> Of course, nearly every kitchen item
> can be used to fatal ends if you try
> hard enough...though it's been a while
> since I heard about a murder via paper
> towel.

Suffocation via paper towel.

Dina