Will the Madness ever end?

[MsTattersall]

> > Saity wrote:
> > You can kill someone with a spork
> > though.  Won't tell you HOW, but it has
> > been turned into a weapon.
> > Of course, nearly every kitchen item
> > can be used to fatal ends if you try
> > hard enough...though it's been a while
> > since I heard about a murder via paper
> > towel.
> >
> Dina replied:
> Suffocation via paper towel.

The members of this group should develop and market a new version 
of "Clue" using only cooking references, and kitchen items as murder 
weapons, i.e.,
Chef Mustard in the walk-in freezer with a turkey baster.
Chef Plum in the pantry with a cheese grater.
MsTattersall