And now for something totally different (and trivial)

[A.J.]

I saw _Phantom of the Opera_.  I noticed that most of what you see of 
the phantom is handsome around his mask, until the point where the 
mask is removed-- then suddenly the parts around the mask that were 
fine beforehand, now are ugly.  (His eye was fine under the mask, and 
his ear, and his hair, etc...)  Do they think we don't notice?  (This 
wasn't even listed as an error on web sites, I see.)  Anyhow, here was 
a chance to vent, even if just about makeup consistency.  

Trivially,

A.J.