Need translation of today's "Get Fuzzy" comic strip

[Kayla Pittillo]

> Mary

> Today's strip has Mac becoming the new spokescat for Migrapain
Extra Strength because they love his British charm. Unfortunately,
I can only  understand about half of it.

<SNIP>

Kayla says:

Part of why Mac is included in Get Fuzzy is the fact those of us
in the U.S. aren't supposed to understand what he's saying, just
as we're not supposed to understand why Chubby Huggs likes to hug
everyone.