Need translation of today's "Get Fuzzy" comic strip

[Mhochberg at aol.com]

Geoff:
This is Cockney rhyming slang, some modern, some old.

In  translation:
Moby = Moby Dick = Sick
Jack Mills = Pills
Tiddley =  Tiddley Wink = Drink
Clements = Clement Freuds = Haemorrhoids
Newingtons =  Newington Butts = Guts
Monkey - Betting slang for £500.00
 
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Thanks, Geoff, this is just what I needed. While I could figure the first  
few, there is no way I could figure out Clements, Newingtons, or Monkey. I like  
puzzles but I also like answers!
 
---Mary




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