Top Ten Rejected Book 7 Titles

[Dondee Gorski]

Oh, can I play too?

Food theme book titles:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone (hard as a stone)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Succotash (veeery scary)

Harry Potter and the Pistachio of Azkaban (they all go nuts there)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fresca (Voldy's drink of choice)

Harry Potter and the Order of Chinese Takeout (the poor delivery boy 
can't find the place)

Harry Potter and the Half-baked Potato (insert your pun for Snape here)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hot Jalapenos (will make everyone cry at 
the end)

Cheers, Dondee