You have book 7 in your hands, what now?

[eggplant107]

Ok It's 1201AM on July 21, you gave the cashier some money and she
placed in your hands a book that will answer all the questions we have
been arguing about for years; among many many others, is Snape good or
evil, will Harry live or die?  So now what are you going to do? I've
heard some say they will turn to the last page before they even walk
out of the store, in effect they intend to read the book backwards. As
for me I think I'll read it forward. I'm not even going to read the
table of contents in the beginning of the book because I have a hunch
(it's just a hunch) one of the last chapter titles will be "The Man
Who Died" or "The Next Great Adventure". I could be wrong.

Incidentally, on the day Half Blood came out some colossal jerk who
had bought the book at 1201 starter to drive around the bookstore with
people lined up to buy HBP screaming into huge speakers mounted on his
truck "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!". He was so
proud of himself the degenerate lowlife posted the video on Youtube. I
may bring earplugs, or a bazooka.   

Eggplant