You might be a Potter-Head if....

[potioncat]

While reading about the inventor of Dungeons and Dragons you read the 
line, "He was always fascinated with the Dark Arts." One double-take 
and a pair of glasses later, the line reads, "...fascinated with the 
Dark Ages."


Your son announces he wants a Pug and you insist it would have to be 
named Pansy. You ignore the glances your family exchange with one 
another while you try to explain.

Potioncat