You might be a Potter-Head if....

[kempermentor]

potioncat wrote:
>
> While reading about the inventor of Dungeons and Dragons you read the 
> line, "He was always fascinated with the Dark Arts." One double-take 
> and a pair of glasses later, the line reads, "...fascinated with the 
> Dark Ages."
> 
> 
> Your son announces he wants a Pug and you insist it would have to be 
> named Pansy. You ignore the glances your family exchange with one 
> another while you try to explain.

Kemper now:
Or when you're describing your son, you say 'he looks like his dad but
he has his mother's eyes.'
And if you're holding him while your saying the above, you turn to
your son and whisper, 'look... at... me...'

Kemper