Inventing a spell

[Danemead]

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From: Danemead
Subject: Inventing a spell
Date: 8/11/00 4:03 pm  (ET)

Well, here's my attempt at inventing a new spell -- not much, but then
it's Friday and the brain is malfunctioning...

Inasmuchas - a Spanish curse. (Chant IN-AS-MUCH-AS three times clearly).

When inflicted upon a businessman/businesswoman, causes excessively
verbose dictation in official correspondence. May also induce sleepiness
and fatal brainclouds in those who read such letters. Also causes increase
in 'fog factor' in legal documents. Similar to curses known as "Heretofor"
and "Aforesaid."