Inventing a spell

[catlady_de_los_angeles]

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From: catlady_de_los_angeles
Subject: Re: Inventing a spell
Reply To: [Yahoo! #6641] Inventing a spell
Date: 8/11/00 5:52 pm  (ET)

I *already* posted two spells I invented (not as funny as yours):

the Charm Charm, which makes whatever person to whom you are speaking
like you

and

the Spell Spell, which causes you to spell every word correctly, even
if you have never encountered that word before.

More:

the Curse Curse, which causes every other word out of the victim's mouth
or pen to be one of the Seven Forbidden Words

and

the Switch Switch, which

must be some Transfiguration involving electric wall switches and riding
crops, but I don't have the details yet.