I am the Very Model of.....(spoilers)
estesrandy
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From: estesrandy
Subject: I am the Very Model of.....(spoilers)
Date: 6/24/00 12:08 pm (ET)
This message is written in reply to an earlier challenge to come up with
a Harry Potter version of the song from Pirates of Penzance.(sp?) It
may contain information about the first three books that you have not
read yet. If so, don't read the words until you have finished the first
3 books; otherwise enjoy !!
I am the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan
(words by Randy Estes You can make up your own!)
I am the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan
My book collection's full of books that other people wish to ban!
I'm quite adept at Hogwarts facts, Yahoo message boards I have read
>From Slytherin, and Hufflepuff, to potions that fill up my head.
I'm very good at quoting phrases, I have even memorized
When Harry fights the Basilisk, my full attention's mesmorized.
I can remember everything that happened at the Shrieking Shack
When Lupin and Scabbers ran off, I almost had a heart attack.
When Quirrell took off his Turban, I never quite expected that
The bad guy we were looking for was hiding underneath his hat.
But Harry grabbed the Sorcerer's Stone while looking at reflections of
The visions in the mirror to save characters that we all love.
I can't stop thinking 'bout the next book J.K. Rowling's dreaming up
Will Harry date Hermione, and who will win the next Quidditch Cup?
When other people are asleep, I'm making up this silly song
'Cause Harry Potter's magic has made something in my head go wrong!
NOW EVERYONE SING TOGETHER!...
When children's books cause such demand
You see this can get out of hand.
I am the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan!
Well? What do you guys think about it?
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