Chatterly Saga (was McGonagall's Age & Dumbledore's Triumphant Look)

[Sister Mary Lunatic]

No: HPFGUIDX 63

AH!  Nothing beats the old classics for entertainment.

Say, now that Fleur might get a job at Hogwarts, maybe she'll be the one to
teach... er... "broomstick riding" to the youngsters -- seems a natural
subject for a part-Veela.  And "Wizard Family Planning - Charms That Never
Fail" for the upperclassmen.



-----Original Message-----
From: Mike & Susan Gray [mailto:MikeSusanGray at Yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, August 25, 2000 5:50 AM
To: HPforGrownups at egroups.com
Subject: RE: [HPforGrownups] Re: McGonagall's Age & Dumbledore's
Triumphant Look


<<Wouldn't that put them at Hogwarts at the same time, in a sort
of 'Lady Chatterly's Lover' scenario?  >>

EUREKA!!!!

OK, I've got it:  If McGonogall is actually Lady Chatterly, then Dumbledore
must be Clifford--ergo, Dumbledore is impotent.

Now: why is Dumbledore impotent?

Easy: in his desperate battle with the evil wizard something-or-other back
in 1945, Dumbledore, once a broom rider and wand waver of shocking vigor,
released the very essence of his natural powers into that which this group
has already identified as the magical symbol of a wizard's natural potency:
his wand.  This monumental sacrifice saved the world, but it also consigned
Dumbledore to spinsterhood.

The Triumph: But as Harry began his story at the end of GoF, Dumbledore had
already guessed why the big V. couldn't sizzle Harry: priori incatatem.  And
suddenly, he saw the light: if only he can find someone whose wand shares
the same magical bits as his, they could have a duel and Dumbledore's wand
would be forced to release its burgeoning powers.  Dumbledore jumped up to
look at Harry's arm because he was so excited he couldn't sit still.  In
fact, he didn't even pick up the fact that the big V. had managed to gain
through Harry's blood.

The REAL Plot: So the true battle will pitch Hagrid's size & relative youth
against Dumbledore's skill and craft, while the big V. realizes that he
needs more than Harry's blood to get himself up to speed!

Title of the next Book: Harry Potter and the Dirty Old Wizards

Tschsslis!

Mike

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