Veela (was Chatterly Saga (was McGonagall's Age

[Rita Winston]

No: HPFGUIDX 130

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Sister Mary Lunatic" wrote:

> Say, now that Fleur might get a job at Hogwarts, maybe she'll be
> the one to teach... (snip)  "Wizard Family Planning - Charms That 
> Never Fail" for the upperclassmen.

I imagine that the Head of each House has many responsibilities to 
that House's inmates, not just enforcing discipline, and I have 
imagined Snape uncomfortably but dutifully carrying out some of his 
responsibilities:

"May I please see you in my office, Miss Parkinson?"

He sits in the very comfortable big padded chair behind his desk 
while Pansy perches in the not only hard, but ricketty, wooden 
visitor chair. Still, the longer he talks, the more he avoids looking 
at her. 

"Miss Parkinson, while Mr. Malfoy is a very appropriate person with 
whom for you to associate, the bushes behind the Herbology 
greenhouses are not at all an appropriate place for you to be seen 
associating with him. In fact, in *my* day, no decent young witch 
would go into those bushes even if there wasn't anyone watching. I 
suggest that you pay more heed to decorum, and write out a legible 
copy of this pamphlet -- you may return the pamphlet under my office 
door on your way to breakfast. Why are you still hanging around 
here?" 

So she returns to her common room, quietly sulking or cussing over 
having been given this punishment assignment, but when she sighs 
and pulls out quill and parchment to copy the text, she sees that 
the title is "Easy Contraceptive Charms".