PG-13 rated joke

[Catlady]

No: HPFGUIDX 6374

Remember those double entendre bumper stickers from the 1980s, like
SCUBA DIVERS DO IT DEEPER
GLIDER PILOTS KEEP IT UP LONGER
ACCOUNTANTS DO IT DOUBLE ENTRY
(by the way, why did those bumper stickers stop?)

So it occurred to me that there should be one for each position on the
Quidditch team, and here are my pathetic efforts:
BEATERS HAVE BIG BATS
SEEKERS DO AMAZING THINGS WITH THEIR BROOMSTICKS
CHASERS KNOW HOW TO PUT IT IN
KEEPERS TAKE CARE OF THREE HOLES AT ONCE

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