PG-13 rated joke

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 6380

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, Catlady <catlady at w...> wrote:
> > So it occurred to me that there should be one for each position 
on the
> Quidditch team, and here are my pathetic efforts:
> BEATERS HAVE BIG BATS
> SEEKERS DO AMAZING THINGS WITH THEIR BROOMSTICKS
> CHASERS KNOW HOW TO PUT IT IN
> KEEPERS TAKE CARE OF THREE HOLES AT ONCE

LOL! But why should Quidditch players have all the fun?

DARK WIZARDS HAVE LONGER WANDS
DEMENTORS DO IT IN THE 'HOOD
AURORS DO IT UNDERCOVER
ANIMAGI DO IT IN THE WILD or ANIMAGI GO AT IT LIKE ANIMALS 

- CMC