Draco, the Ferret-Faced Slytherin

[Karin]

No: HPFGUIDX 6499

Oh dear.  It came, unbidden, into my mind (really!), which goes to 
show that Harry Potter and Christmas Carols are a dangerous 
combination--not to be mixed lightly.

Draco, the Ferret-Faced Slytherin
(to the tune of....well....you know)

You know Vincent and Gregory and Narcissa and Lucius,
Pansy and Millicent and Marcus and Severus
But do you recall 
The most interesting Slytherin of all?

Draco, the Ferret-Faced Slytherin (Slytherin)
Had a very pointy face. (Like a ferret)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You wouldn't know quite what to say  (Er).

All of the other Slytherins (Slytherins)
Followed him about like fools (like Baruffio).
They did whatever he said (he said)
Because they thought he was so cool (like the Dark Lord).

Then one ordinary school day,
Mad-Eye came to say (Constant Vigilance!),
Malfoy, with your face like a ferret,
Wouldn't you like to be a rodent?

Then how the Slytherins fretted (fretted);
The Gryffindors shouted with glee (yippee!).
Draco, the ferret-faced Slytherin (Slytherin),
You'll go down in Hogwarts: a History (like Salazar)!

~Karin