Don't Send Dementors (song)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 6696

DON'T SEND DEMENTORS

(to the tune of Return to Sender)

(Enter Cornelius Fudge, onto a darkened stage)

FUDGE:
There is an outlaw I'm pursuin'
Goes by the name of Black 
So let me tell ya what I'm doin'
In order to bring him back
I'm now about to



(lights up, revealing three Dementors)

FUDGE & THREE DEMENTORS 
Send out Dementors!
Search and destroy!
Bring in sorrow!
Suck out joy!
3D: Our heads are hooded!
We've rotting hands!
We're just the guys you need to take Black back to Azkaban

(Enter HARRY POTTER & SIRIUS BLACK)

HARRY: 
Please don't think that I'm complaintin' 
But while ridin' on the tracks 
This thing glides past me and I'm faintin'
While it looks for Sirius Black
We wanna tell `em
.

HP & SB:Don't send Dementors!
They're far too grim!
HP: Black didn't do it 
But they're after him!
SB: Their heads are hooded!
They've rotting hands!
HP: Please don't let them take my godfather back to Azkaban!

HARRY:
This time I'll go to Lupin and have him learn me a little spell
And if a Dementor comes back the next day, this is what I'll
yell:

HARRY & SIRIUS
Come forth, Patronus!
Please dismiss
Each Dementor 
And its kiss!

	- CMC