Don't Send Dementors (song)

[Kimberly]

No: HPFGUIDX 6946

I know this one was awhile back, but I wanted to say what great fun
it 
was.  I love all your songs.

I have to admit, if I had any talent I'd be immitating you and trying 
to do another demetor one with Dumbledore, Harry and Lupin singing 
'Don't Fear Dementors'.  But as I don't I guess Blue Oyster Cult
won't 
be getting any imaginary royalties from me.

Thanks again - I really enjoy these!
kimberly

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at w...> 
wrote:
> DON'T SEND DEMENTORS
> 
> (to the tune of Return to Sender)
> 
> (Enter Cornelius Fudge, onto a darkened stage)
> 
> FUDGE:
> There is an outlaw I'm pursuin'
> Goes by the name of Black 
> So let me tell ya what I'm doin'
> In order to bring him back
> I'm now about to


> 
> (lights up, revealing three Dementors)
> 
> FUDGE & THREE DEMENTORS 
> Send out Dementors!
> Search and destroy!
> Bring in sorrow!
> Suck out joy!
> 3D: Our heads are hooded!
> We've rotting hands!
> We're just the guys you need to take Black back to Azkaban
> 
> (Enter HARRY POTTER & SIRIUS BLACK)
> 
> HARRY: 
> Please don't think that I'm complaintin' 
> But while ridin' on the tracks 
> This thing glides past me and I'm faintin'
> While it looks for Sirius Black
> We wanna tell `em
.
> 
> HP & SB:Don't send Dementors!
> They're far too grim!
> HP: Black didn't do it 
> But they're after him!
> SB: Their heads are hooded!
> They've rotting hands!
> HP: Please don't let them take my godfather back to Azkaban!
> 
> HARRY:
> This time I'll go to Lupin and have him learn me a little spell
> And if a Dementor comes back the next day, this is what I'll
> yell:
> 
> HARRY & SIRIUS
> Come forth, Patronus!
> Please dismiss
> Each Dementor 
> And its kiss!
> 
> 	- CMC