DADA (possibilities)

[Blaise]

No: HPFGUIDX 7720

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Neil Ward" <neilward at d...> wrote:

> As for a future female DADA teacher, Mrs Figg is a possibility.  I 
also think McGonagall might be moved to that job, leaving room for a 
new Transfiguration professor (a reformed Rita Skeeter, perhaps?).  
However, the most likely option is that JKR will write an entirely 
new and totally magnetic female DADA teacher with an unusual quirk.  
Place your bets please on the following:
> 
> (a) She will have a rotating head and telescopic neck.
> (b) She will have pulsating blue flesh and a spare pair of arms.
> (c) She will be a chipmunk animagus with a deceptively chipper 
personality.
> (d) She will be a gynoid, built by Voldemort to infiltrate the 
enemy camp.
> (e) Severus Snape will finally get the job, after revealing that he 
is a
> woman trapped in a man's body and asks the students to call 
him 'Selinda' as
> he makes the transition.  He turns out to have great legs.
> 
> Neil
> _____________________________________

LOL!  Well, I think you've been beaten to it by the fic writers!  
Actually, I've never actually seen the female DADA teacher with 
removable/extra body parts, but I have seen her with various powers 
of metamorphosis, extra magical powers, I've seen her as a spy of 
Voldie's and I've also read the fic about Snape being a 
transvestite/transsexual, though I don't think he became DADA teacher 
in it.  

Siriusly, I think she'll be a New Character, but hopefully she won't 
bear any similarity to anything we've thought of.   

Speaking of fics, everyone who wants a good laugh should read Moon's 
latest fic, 'Remus in Furs,' which is just plain brilliant.  It's a 
parody of Mary Sue-ism again - a Mary Sue is a Dark creature more 
dangerous than a werewolf... anyway, read it.  

Merry Christmas, everyone!    

-Blaise