[HPforGrownUps] DADA (possibilities)

[morine10 at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 7726

My guess is that the real Mad-Eye Moody will teach DADA in the next book.
He was Dumbledore's choice the previous year and, IMO, there is no reason he
would not offer him the job again, given the dearth of suitable candidates.

This never crossed my mind but it's totally feasible IMHO.

> (a) She will have a rotating head and telescopic neck.
> (b) She will have pulsating blue flesh and a spare pair of arms.
> (c) She will be a chipmunk animagus with a deceptively chipper personality.
> (d) She will be a gynoid, built by Voldemort to infiltrate the enemy camp.
> (e) Severus Snape will finally get the job, after revealing that he is a
> woman trapped in a man's body and asks the students to call him 'Selinda' as
> he makes the transition.  He turns out to have great legs.
> 
LOL!  My votes on e. 

Seriously though, do folks believe that Snape actually wants the DADA 
position?  IMO it's all speculation and rumor on behalf of the students.  1) 
Snape is way too passionate about potions.  2) In CoS, I'm positive we are 
told that Lockhart was the ONLY applicant for the DADA position.  There are a 
lot of blanks about Snape and I think the students have filled them in based 
on their feelings toward Snape and not with actual facts.  I really don't 
think Snape wants or ever did want the DADA job.

-Mo

"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and 
the Goblet of Fire


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