[HPforGrownUps] DADA (possibilities)

[Dinah]

No: HPFGUIDX 7745

> (d) She will be a gynoid, built by Voldemort to infiltrate the enemy camp.

Now this could get interesting, though after last years bad experiences any
new teacher is probably forced through a whole lot of Anti-Disguising-Spells
and has to remove all non-natural limbs and bodyparts.

> (e) Severus Snape will finally get the job, after revealing that he is a
> woman trapped in a man's body and asks the students to call him 'Selinda'
as
> he makes the transition.  He turns out to have great legs.

Of course he has great legs! But if they take "Selinda" (why not call him
"Sevilla", in the good old "tell me where you live and I make a name out of
it" tradition?), they could also consider Austin Powers or else <eg>

BTW, I don't think he really wants the job, the poor guy had his share of
Dark Arts and is probably quite fed up with it.

Dinah