[HPforGrownups] Re: The Death of Harry

[Aberforths_Goat]

No: HPFGUIDX 5174

> Aren't we forgetting one rather large group of future funeral home fodder
> here? - i.e., the Death Eaters, who will undoudtedly be eating a little of
> their own medicine by the Book Seven finale.  Voldy buys the farm for
> certain (the books are morally pointless if he survives), but also
destined
> for the hangman's noose: Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle (fils
et
> pere), and Peter Pettigrew - although Dumbledore's comments at the end of
> PoA ("the time may come when you will be very glad you saved Pettigrew's
> life") suggests that Wormtail may yet turn tail away from Lord Voldemort,
> and die defending Harry.  A few other likely candidates - whose faults are
> those of mere weakness rather than total corruption - like Fudge and
> Bagman - may also be headed for the chopping block.
>
> Among the good guys: I predict none of the Marauders will survive - Hagrid
> and Dumbledore will perish (although both will survive until Book Seven) -
> Snape will also sacrifice himself. Harry, Ron, and Hermione all survive.

Good grief, Caius--if you ever need a job, I've got a pal down in Sicily
who'd hire you any day of the week. It's a little messy and job security is
low, but the pay isn't bad and the cop's give you a long holiday is they
catch you. (I should know. I grew up there; they gunned down my neighbor.)

But honestly--Draco? Crabbe & Goyle Junior? Sure they're jerks, but we can't
start slaughtering minors. And all the Marauders, bar none? Heck--can't we
keep at least one, just to sob at the funeral?

Sheeesh!

Baaaaaaaing in disbelief

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray)
http://profiles.yahoo.com/aberforths_goat