Hot off the Presses (Political but not OT)
Rita Winston
catlady at wicca.net
Fri Nov 10 06:58:47 UTC 2000
No: HPFGUIDX 5548
--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Joywitch " <joym999 at a...> wrote:
> THE DAILY PROPHET
>
> by Joywitch M. Curmudgeon, D.P.'s Washington correspondent
>
> SALEM, MA, Nov. 7 U.S. Minister of Magic Ralph Q. Hedge (snip)
> a particularly large step backwards in time, without even using a
> time-turner."
> Dissenting voices include Muggle Affairs Directorate (MAD) Chairman
> Jack Weasley. (snip)
>
> Not everyone is dismayed by the results of the muggle election.
> Jim-Bob Malfoy, the Texas wizard oil baron and president of the
> Slytherin Society (snip)
> due to the current OUTRAGEOUS price of 35 galleons for owl delivery
> of the Daily Prophet. The author urges readers to express their
> concern over the high price to D.P. marketing manager E. Eggplant,
> who must be feeding his owls caviar to justify this high price.
I LOVE IT! Maybe I should apologize for including so much of
Joywitch's post in my post, but those are the parts that I couldn't
bear to snip out!
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