[HPforGrownups] Re: Changes to the magical community (was Wizardesses (Witches?) and their working habits...)
Amanda Lewanski
editor at texas.net
Thu Oct 19 00:08:56 UTC 2000
No: HPFGUIDX 4021
mmarth at peoplepc.com wrote:
> You know, Amanda, Oreos and Coke or Fudge (#1) and coke make a great
> breakfast! I think this was the only interesting thing I read on the
> board today.
Well, I'm flattered.
> Texas you say? What a great state!
Hmmm. Hot. No trees to speak of. Hot. Stickers. Hot. Bull nettles. Hot. Fire
ants. Hot. Killer bees. Hot. 5,673 species of wasps and related unpleasant
stinging things, 5,672 of which nest on my house. Hot. Scorpions. Hot. In
the house. Hot. Brown recluse spiders. Hot. Also in the house. Hot. Black
widows. Hot. Thankfully, outside. Hot. Whitetail deer eating anything I
plant, so I gave up and piled bags of Purina Deer Chow attractively in
decorative terra-cotta planters. Hot. Gophers eating what the deer miss.
Hot. Leafcutter ants taking the rest. Oh, and did I mention it's too hot?
Yeah, *love* it here, anyone want to make an offer on the house?
--Amanda, native so I'm entitled to gripe, it's not like I moved here by
choice or anything.... : ) ..seen snow three times! I'm about due, it's
usually once a decade or so....
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