[HPforGrownups] Snape! (song)

[Denise Rogers]

No: HPFGUIDX 4898

APPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAUSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!'

Looks at the above message.  I think you get the hint.  Please, keep making these, I love reading them!  They are abso wonderful!

Thank you for making me smile in a depressing day (Nothing you guys did, trust me--it's just been a chaotic week, and my family capped it yesterday!)

Dee
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Caius Marcius 
  To: HPforGrownups at egroups.com 
  Sent: Monday, October 30, 2000 9:25 PM
  Subject: [HPforGrownups] Snape! (song)


  Inspired by the Boggart that assumed the form of Snape garbed in the robes
  of Grandma Longbottom, here's a musical tribute to our favorite Potions
  Prof,  sung to the tune of "Mame," from Jerry Hermann's 1966 musical

  Who's the fearsome head of Slytherin's dorm?
  Snape!
  Who's not exactly fuzzy and warm?
  Snape!
  Who can we always count on for a snarl and a snap and then a sneer?
  Who deducts points from Gryffindor every time that Harry ventures near?
  Whose merest gesture conveys immense threat?
  Snape!
  Who's made Draco M. his teachers' pet?
  Snape!
  He has the features into which the boggarts now all want to change their
  shape
  He is the Master of Potions, who'll
  Get sorely overemotional
  At every Potter Promotional
  Snape!

  Your class is a dungeon drafty and dank
  Snape!
  You're lean, a meanie, cranky and lank
  Snape!
  You outed Lupin and to Black you are quite Sirius-ly averse
  Yet you protected Harry and saved him from Professor Quirrell's curse.
  You have a superb theatrical flair
  Snape!
  You seem to Apparate out of thin air
  Snape!
  You know how to make an entrance that causes every mouth to fall agape
  Your eyes glimmer as black as coal
  You crush and swallow students whole
  A guy we shouldn't try to troll
  Snape!

  Check the sundial it's after one
  The Potions class has just begun
  The cauldron's already beginning to boil
  Snape!
  Toward the back Hermione and Ron
  Are wishing they could be already gone
  While Malfoy snickers with Crabbe and Goyle
  Snape!
  According to Neville
  You're the very devil
  You're scarier than You-Know-Who
  While you explain
  A dash of wolfsbane
  And asphodel's best for this brew
  Yet George and Fred have frequently said
  Rather than sit through this
  They'd rather undergo a Dementor's Kiss!
  You want to teach the Dark Arts Defense
  Snape!
  But you're more skilled at taking Offense
  Snape!
  But now a disturbance has arisen, and it seems as though there may be no
  escape:
  Your Dark Mark starts to blaze again
  Lord Voldy's snake eyes gaze again
  It's that Death Eater craze again!
  Snape!

  You were once rivals with Harry's dad
  Snape!
  Your memories of him still drive you mad
  Snape!
  For over 20 years upon that werewolf incident you've dwelled
  You don't want Harry dead, but you'll be avenged if you get him expelled.
  We're spellbound by your spite and sheer rage
  Snape!
  You seem to spring right off of the page
  Snape!
  You've now become an archetype, like Sherlock Holmes or Batman in his cape
  So it stands at the end of Volume Four:
  You're off to spy for Dumbledore
  You'll help demolish Voldemort!
  Snape!  Snape!  Snape! Snape! Snape!

       - CMC


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