Snape! (song)

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No: HPFGUIDX 4906

according to my sesame street unpaved book, i believe big bird had a 
song like this too....

very cute...
norevoli

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at w...> 
wrote:
> Inspired by the Boggart that assumed the form of Snape garbed in 
the robes
> of Grandma Longbottom, here's a musical tribute to our favorite 
Potions
> Prof,  sung to the tune of "Mame," from Jerry Hermann's 1966 musical
> 
> Who's the fearsome head of Slytherin's dorm?
> Snape!
> Who's not exactly fuzzy and warm?
> Snape!
> Who can we always count on for a snarl and a snap and then a sneer?
> Who deducts points from Gryffindor every time that Harry ventures 
near?
> Whose merest gesture conveys immense threat?
> Snape!
> Who's made Draco M. his teachers' pet?
> Snape!
> He has the features into which the boggarts now all want to change 
their
> shape
> He is the Master of Potions, who'll
> Get sorely overemotional
> At every Potter Promotional
> Snape!
> 
> Your class is a dungeon drafty and dank
> Snape!
> You're lean, a meanie, cranky and lank
> Snape!
> You outed Lupin and to Black you are quite Sirius-ly averse
> Yet you protected Harry and saved him from Professor Quirrell's 
curse.
> You have a superb theatrical flair
> Snape!
> You seem to Apparate out of thin air
> Snape!
> You know how to make an entrance that causes every mouth to fall 
agape
> Your eyes glimmer as black as coal
> You crush and swallow students whole
> A guy we shouldn't try to troll
> Snape!
> 
> Check the sundial it's after one
> The Potions class has just begun
> The cauldron's already beginning to boil
> Snape!
> Toward the back Hermione and Ron
> Are wishing they could be already gone
> While Malfoy snickers with Crabbe and Goyle
> Snape!
> According to Neville
> You're the very devil
> You're scarier than You-Know-Who
> While you explain
> A dash of wolfsbane
> And asphodel's best for this brew
> Yet George and Fred have frequently said
> Rather than sit through this
> They'd rather undergo a Dementor's Kiss!
> You want to teach the Dark Arts Defense
> Snape!
> But you're more skilled at taking Offense
> Snape!
> But now a disturbance has arisen, and it seems as though there may 
be no
> escape:
> Your Dark Mark starts to blaze again
> Lord Voldy's snake eyes gaze again
> It's that Death Eater craze again!
> Snape!
> 
> You were once rivals with Harry's dad
> Snape!
> Your memories of him still drive you mad
> Snape!
> For over 20 years upon that werewolf incident you've dwelled
> You don't want Harry dead, but you'll be avenged if you get him 
expelled.
> We're spellbound by your spite and sheer rage
> Snape!
> You seem to spring right off of the page
> Snape!
> You've now become an archetype, like Sherlock Holmes or Batman in 
his cape
> So it stands at the end of Volume Four:
> You're off to spy for Dumbledore
> You'll help demolish Voldemort!
> Snape!  Snape!  Snape! Snape! Snape!
> 
>      - CMC