more fanfic cliches

[Rita Winston]

No: HPFGUIDX 744

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Firebolt" <particle at u...> wrote:

> -Harry has a twin sister, usually named Rose.

Why Rose?

> -Ron decides he's gay, gets various parts of his body pierced, and 
has a boyfriend named Nicky. 

Why Nicky? (btw, LOL.)

> -Dumbledore and McGonagall have an affair, despite Dumbledore's 
> almost certainly being old enough to be McGonagall's father.

They're old enough that a 30 year age difference is a great deal 
less important than being at the same level of health and mental 
acuity.