[HPforGrownups] Re: Harry's POV revisited

[Sister Mary Lunatic]

No: HPFGUIDX 16089


>>>>>>>Ebony wrote:
However, we see this particular world through Harry's glasses, like
it or not.
If we can't trust his take on things, who can we trust?
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Mwahahahaha!  Why should we trust Harry?  Maybe JKR is pulling a "Murder of
Roger Ackroyd" on us.  (Where the trusty narrator turns out to be the bad
guy).  Maybe Harry will defeat Voldemort, stop a minute and think, in finest
"Young Frankenstein" tradition, "THE WORLD IS MIIIIINE!!!!!"  He'll put the
Imperius Curse on all survivors, throw the Dursleys into Azkaban, keep a
running stream of witch bimbettes bouncing in and out of the Palace Bedroom
and finally make up for his rotten childhood and all the years that
simpleton Dumbledore tried to get him to be good and noble.

Harry, standing in front of the Mirror:  I am "The Major Pyre Star" ('Harry
James Potter' anagram - not quite so catchy as "Lord Voldemort".... errr,
how about "Majesty, Rather Pro".... "Thy Rare Major Pest"... naaah, never
mind, just call me "Master")...


SML