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[Lyda Clunas]

No: HPFGUIDX 16485

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., joym999 at a... wrote:
>> Attractive but lonely wizard, professional educator, early 40's, 
dark 
> hair, pale, enjoys candlelight dinners in romantic dungeons, walks 
on 
> the beach, potion-making.  Seeking attractive, dark-haired, pale 
> witch of similar temperament for friendship, maybe more.  Box 931, 
> Hogsmeade.<<

I dunno... I kind of think he'd need someone of a slightly more 
patient and less grudge-bearing nature than his own... and I think he 
prefers blondes. ;)

Romantic Dungeons: Oxymoron of the day.

Attractive?! According to who? Certainly not Harry, Ron, or 
Hermione... or nearly anyone else at Hogwarts, I'd imagine.

Hehehehe. This cracked me up.

Lyda