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[Zarleycat at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 16488

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., joym999 at a... wrote:
> 
> PERSONALS

> Attractive but lonely wizard, professional educator, early 40's, 
dark > hair, pale, enjoys candlelight dinners in romantic dungeons, 
walks on > the beach, potion-making.  Seeking attractive, dark-
haired, pale > witch of similar temperament for friendship, maybe 
more.  Box 931, > Hogsmeade.
> 


Dear Box 931,

I'm a witch who's spent too much time living alone, two streets away 
from 4 Privet Drive. I love my cats. I'm also fond of candlelight 
dinners amidst the arousing aroma of cabbage. Potion-making sounds 
like a good time, but I'd really be thrilled if you happen to be a 
tall, slender, dark-haired wizard with a magic, flying motorcycle.
Box 413, Little Whinging, Surrey