FILK: We Do! (The Death Eaters' Song)

[Martin Smith]

No: HPFGUIDX 23693

WE DO! (THE DEATH EATERS' SONG)
(Based on the song "We Do! (the Stonecutters' Song) from The 
Simpsons, original lyrics can be found here: 
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1263/songs.html )

The scene: Malfoy Mansion, during VRoT
- Narcissa (spoken): Lucius, a man who called himself You-Know-Who 
just invited you to a secret wink-wink at the you-know-what. You 
surely are popular now that you're a Death Eater.
- Lucius (spoken): Oh, yeah. (reads official D.E. Calendar 
(TM)) "Muggle tortures, Mudblood killings, curses, Slytherin 
Selebrations, D.E. meetings, Parseltounge Parties
" It's
wonderful, 
Narcissa! I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These
people 
looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the 
order in which I joined.

Switch to a huge dinner table, assembled DE:s swinging goblets of 
butterbeer
Death Eaters (singing):

Who controls the Gringott's bank?
Who kills Muggles just for prank?
We do! We do!

Who loves unforgivable curse?
Who thinks Mudbloods are scum, or worse?
We do! We do!

Who holds back Dumbledore's old crowd?
Who says "Avada Kedavra" out loud?
We do! We do!

Who obeys lord Voldie's word?
Who makes plans to rule the world?
We do! We do!



Three filks in a week, and I still don't know the meaning or origin 
of the word/phrase/short term "filk".

Martin