When Harry Comes Strutting Home (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 31545

When Harry Comes Strutting Home Again

(To the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again)

Dedicated to Heidi & Cassandra

THE SCENE: 4 Privet Drive, just before the end of the school year. 
Enter VERNON, PETUNIA and DUDLEY DURSELY

THE DURSLEYS
When Harry comes strutting home again
Aha!  Aha!
We'll give him his grand comeuppance then
Aha!  Aha!
It's back to the cupboard beneath the stairs
The locks and bars we shall not spare 
'Cause we all feel cruel
As Harry comes strutting home

When Potter's totterin' through his chores
Aha!  Aha!
He can't use that magic we abhor 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
It won't be hard to tear him down
When dressed in Dudley's hand-me-downs
Oh, we'll all feel mean 
Once Harry comes strutting home

Aunt Marge will dine with us each night
La la! La la!
She'll trash his folks as she gets tight 
La la! La la!
No wands or brooms or owls or spells
But what if Sirius Black he tells?
Oh, we'll all feel scared
If Harry spills beans at home.

   - CMC

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