Harry's Betrayer

[heathernmoore]

No: HPFGUIDX 31604

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "mongo62aa" <william.truderung at s...> wrote:
JKR has 
> apparently stated that Harry WILL be betrayed by someone, but the 
> person may not be an exact counterpart of Mordred.
> 
 

  Hrmph! If that person is -----*, I will throw the book across the room and will stomp on it and denounce my faith in art and humanity and I will never, ever, ever read another printed or digital word again, ever, ever, not even the letter e. I will hole up in an electricity-less cabin in the woods atop a mountain and on anniversaries I will steal a sniper rifle and shoot the driver's side mirrors off PT Cruisers on the Santa Monica Freeway. I will unleash a virus upon mankind, just like that soft-spoken David Morse character from 12 MONKEYS while everyone else was busy suspecting Brad Pitt.

 That's all I have to say on the subject.

 Except for another hearty HRMPH. 



  * insert one of the following characters:

  -- Severus Snape
  -- Mad-Eye Moody ...oh, wait... 
  -- Sirius Black
  -- Albus Dumbledore
  -- love interest Hermione Granger
  -- love interest Draco Malfoy
  -- Severus Snape
  -- Ron Weasley
  -- Remus Lupin
  -- love interest Ginny Weasley
  -- Peter Pettigrew  wait... darn...
  -- Percy Weasley
  -- love interest (!) Viktor Krum
  -- Severus Snape
  -- Rubeus Hagrid
  -- Olympe Maxime-Hagrid
  -- Joanne Rowling
  -- love interest Cho Chang
  -- love interest Peeves
  -- Chris Columbus
  -- Steven Spielburg
  -- love interest Severus Snape
  -- Crookshanks
  -- love interest Oliver Wood
  -- Clifford the Big Red Dog
  -- Dennis Creevey, gangsta playa
  -- Eric Cartman
  -- Cornelius Fudge
  -- dom interest Madame Hooch
  -- Magenta
  -- Dennis Radcliffe
  -- Dennis Radcliffe's orthodontist
  -- love interest Mr. Ollivander
  -- Severus Snape, dammit