Wool Socks (filk)

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No: HPFGUIDX 32096

Wool Socks 

(To the tune of Hard Knocks)

Dedicated to Mike Gray

THE SCENE: The Office of the Headmaster. Enter DUMBLEDORE and DOBBY

DUMBLEDORE
For Christmas I get books for gifts
But you know I'm getting a real short shrift

Wool socks, all I really want are wool socks
And I'm telling you, I'm demanding a pair
Of what I wanna wear, wool socks

DOBBY
I once slaved away without a dime
But then into my life came a thing sublime

Wool socks, all I really need are wool socks
And I'm telling you, I was so deep in despair
Til I had me a pair of wool socks

DOBBY: I'm just an elf, 
DUMBLEDORE: I'm just a sage
BOTH: We've both felt fear and pain and rage
We have both reeled from the Dark Lord's blows
We've more than our share of life's cruel woes
But we'll never know defeat
As long as we have to put on our feet
Wool socks, all we really need are wool socks 

DOBBY
Oh I'm telling you, he can move like Astaire
When he wears a pair of wool socks

DUMBLEDORE
Oh, I'm telling you, Dobby dresses with flair
When he wears his pair of wool socks

BOTH
And we're telling you, we both proudly declare 
Our feet won't be bare
With wool socks! 

  -  CMC

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