[HPforGrownups] That's an Auror! (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 11862

That's An Auror!

(To the tune of That's Amore!)

(THE SCENE: Gryffindor Common Room.  Students are enthusiastically
discussing their new DADA Professor, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody.)

HARRY AND RON
Who's a wizard so cool even George says he rules?
That's an Auror!

GEORGE AND FRED
Who's a man of stout heart missing some body parts?
That's an Auror!

NEVILLE AND LEE
Where dark forces crept he is quite adept, he will  intercept 'em even as
they slept
He is cunning!
Nothing can deter, moving like a blur, he will soon inter 'em into the stir
Swiftly stunning!

HARRY & GEORGE
Who may get somewhat vexed when his dustbins are hexed?

ALL
That's an Auror!

RON & FRED
Who becomes more intense through Constant Vigilance?

ALL
That's an Auror!

RON & NEVILLE
There's a certain curse which is quite adverse leaves you much the worse in
class he will rehearse
With a spider
As we look askance he will make it dance puts it in a trance loses its last
chance
Up 'n' died 'ere.

HARRY & LEE
Whose all covered in scars earned in Dark Wizard wars?

ALL
That's an Auror!

RON & NEVILLE
With his magical optic that can penetrate solid brick.........

GEORGE & FRED
He may be paranoid, but we pair aren't annoyed, nor are we sore
We don't mind paranoia 'cause he bounces Malfoy-a............

ALL
............................................................................
......He's an Auror!

     - CMC