[HPforGrownups] Draco (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 11909

Draco

Dedicated to Pippin

(To the tune of Day-O)

(THE SCENE: Slytherin Common Room. Enter VINCENT CRABBE AND GREGORY GOYLE)

CRABBE: Draco!Draco! 
Draco, come, make Harry go home
Dra! Give me Dra, give me Dra, give me Dra, give me Draco
CRABBE & GOYLE:  Draco, come, make Harry go home

(Enter DRACO MALFOY)

DRACO M: Ever since initial day of his arrival
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: Harry Potter has been my chief arch-rival
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: He could of joined with Slytherin to try to please me 
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: Instead, he rather mingle with that tribe of Weasleys 
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home

DM: Harry got himself a broomstick, thought he could play Quidditch
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: We know that he can not, but he always grab the Gold Snitch
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home

ALL: We're six games seven games eight games down, huh!
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
ALL: It's time once more to don Dementor gown
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: Harry is bad, make us lose our elf
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: Poor Mom has to clean the house herself 
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: Harry quite insulting, he can't get worse, see?
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home
DM: He tell people I'm another Dudley Dursely. 
C & G: Draco, come, make Harry go home

C & G: Dra! Give me Dra, give me Dra, give me Dra, give me Draco
ALL: Dirty Harry, go ahead and make our Day-O!

   - CMC

(the last line doesn't scan, but I couldn't resist)