[HPforGrownups] A Brand-New Wand (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 13013

(Author's Note: At last! I've finally come up with a solo filk for
RonWeasley)

A Brand-New Wand (from CoS, Chap. 6)

(To the tune of I Want to Hold Your Hand)

Dedicated to Kimberly, FOW (Friend of the Weasleys)

(The Scene: Gryffindor Common Room. Enter RON WEASLEY, with a broken wand)

RON
When I borrowed my Dad's car I flew too far beyond
In crashing, my wand got shattered: I need a brand new wand!
This one will not respond! I need a brand new wand!

Getting Howlers from my mother's no way to correspond
So I'm afraid to tell her I need a brand-new wand
Please help your poor son Ron! I need a brand new wand!

It's held together now with crappy Spellotape
And when I wave it I'm in trouble with ol' Snape
That ol' Snape! Yellow Snape!

Can't change beetles into buttons, all I get is smoke
So please, tell my parents this is not a joke!
If I don't get a brand-new wand I will jump in a pond! I will jump in a
pond!

   - CMC