A Brand-New Wand (filk)

[Kimberly]

No: HPFGUIDX 13073

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Caius Marcius" <coriolan at w...> wrote:
> (Author's Note: At last! I've finally come up with a solo filk for
> RonWeasley)
> 
> A Brand-New Wand (from CoS, Chap. 6)
> 
> (To the tune of I Want to Hold Your Hand)
> 
> Dedicated to Kimberly, FOW (Friend of the Weasleys)


Wow!  Thanks - a filk from the amazing Caius!  I'm sitting at work 
grinning like an idiot and trying to sing it under my breath without 
anyone noticing - it's really quite funny :D.


> 
> (The Scene: Gryffindor Common Room. Enter RON WEASLEY, with a broken 
wand)
> 
> RON
> When I borrowed my Dad's car I flew too far beyond
> In crashing, my wand got shattered: I need a brand new wand!
> This one will not respond! I need a brand new wand!
> 
> Getting Howlers from my mother's no way to correspond
> So I'm afraid to tell her I need a brand-new wand
> Please help your poor son Ron! I need a brand new wand!
> 
> It's held together now with crappy Spellotape
> And when I wave it I'm in trouble with ol' Snape
> That ol' Snape! Yellow Snape!
> 
> Can't change beetles into buttons, all I get is smoke
> So please, tell my parents this is not a joke!
> If I don't get a brand-new wand I will jump in a pond! I will jump 
in a
> pond!
> 

And a great filk it is - very cute!  Thanks for the great chuckle - 
you're the best!

kimberly
Friend of the Weasleys (hee!)